I'll Be Absolutely Fine

Earth: I'll Be Absolutely Fine
March 6th, 2008 by Joshua S Hill

In a recent interview with UK website The Daily Mash, the Earth has revealed it isn't worrying too much about global warming. In fact, it says that it will "…be absolutely fine."
'Earth, 4,000,000,000, said last night: "I'll be absolutely fine, seriously. I might get a bit warmer and a bit wetter, but to be honest, that actually sounds quite nice.
"Try living through an ice age. Pardon my French, but it's absolutely fucking freezing." '
The Earth is quoted as saying that it was "sick and tired" of being drawn in to the environmental equation. Our Earth wants us to stop trying to 'Save the Planet' and try changing out slogan too 'Save Your Sorry Ass'!
"Look, I'm just a planet doing its thing, alright? If things want to live on me, that's their business, but I've got important planet stuff to do, ok? Try being in ...

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